Well☼Whatever

Do you know, what is this about? Because I don't. But clearly ... every kind of shit you can think of (mostly Sherlock)

writingupsidedown:

Arthur might be sleeping now, but somehow the horror stories made their way into his mind and well…let’s just say someone will be very needy in bed for a few days. or at least more than normal. 

writingupsidedown:

Arthur might be sleeping now, but somehow the horror stories made their way into his mind and well…let’s just say someone will be very needy in bed for a few days. or at least more than normal. 

(via spoopycranberryjuice)

kitsunecoffee:

thekumazone:

Owls may be symbols of wisdom, but they’re actually complete morons

I’M BIG DON’T TOUCH ME

(Source: owls-only, via dreamhorse333)

abnormal-fallen-angel:

chainedchaos:

the-game-spirit:

do you ever just sit there listening to music

and you just

imagine scenes that just flow with the song

like they have literally nothing to do with the song and are completely without context

but they just

look

so

cool

OH GOOD I’M NOT ALONE.

I MAKE LITTLE FAN VIDEOS IN MY HEAD

(via lillynire3-in-the-tardis)

(A gay couple has just met up in the restaurant and kissed each other upon arrival. Another customer has seen this and is obviously angry.)

Angry Customer:

“Damn f**s.”

Gay Man:

“Excuse me?”

Angry Customer:

“You heard me, you little s***. Let’s not make this into some little pride protest, okay? I have to accept that you’re going to live your lifestyle, and you have to accept that I’ve got freedom of speech.”

Gay Man:

*quietly* “Is it too much to ask for a little human decency?”

Angry Customer:

“Human? Listen up, what you’re doing is not human. I think I have the right to determine what I think is human.”

(The manager shows up. He’s a quiet Italian man who I assume is conservative due to the Christian imagery and portrait of Reagan he keeps around the restaurant.)

Angry Customer:

*to the owner* “Hey, can you move either them or us to another table?”

(Instead of responding to the angry customer, the owner instead speaks to his wife.)

Owner:

“I’m sorry ma’am, but we have a strict ‘no pets’ policy in my restaurant.”

Wife:

“Uh, I, uh, what? I don’t have a—”

Owner:

“Well, according to your talking monkey over here, I can determine who’s a human and who’s not. You bring an animal into my restaurant; I gotta assume it’s your pet.”

(The angry customer storms out. When I left, the owner was giving his description, and copies of security camera footage, to the biggest crowd of police I’ve seen. Apparently it’s a bad idea to not pay your bill at a restaurant that gives free coffee to cops.)

romeoperalta:

Am I the only one who feels this way?

romeoperalta:

Am I the only one who feels this way?

(via dreamhorse333)

allthingstechtheatre:

whitehairkun:

uhhsage:

petitiontobringbackthedodobird:

"Mom, Dad…I’m a thespian."

*aggressively snaps while dramatically exiting stage right*

december-whether-or-not

"The Bible says Adam and Eve,

not *snap snap* *jazz hands* and *dramatic leave*”

Mom: “your just going through a stage”

Me: “no mom, I’m going on stage” *strikes dramatic pose*

(via lillynire3-in-the-tardis)

super-who-locked-in:

angle-of-depression:

nothingcorporate:

opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

But all you ever see are men’s

Oh shit

(Source: uncooler, via lillynire3-in-the-tardis)

mama-bird:

coffeeandklonopin:

coffeeandklonopin:

carpe diem - seize the day

carpe noctem - seize the night

carpe natem - seize the ass

Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.

carpe collum - seize the neck

(Source: caffeineandcartridges, via theflameogaang)

stains:

this is my sisters contacts

(Source: 2cc48a, via sarah-nemmy)

fugaazi:

This is one of the best fucking gifs I have ever seen

fugaazi:

This is one of the best fucking gifs I have ever seen

(via sarah-nemmy)

edens-blog:

wkdart:

iamtonysexual:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

onlylolgifs:

 People blown over in streets as Storm Ivar hits Norway

looks fun

makin’ my way dOWNTO—-

ASDFK

MAKIN’ MY WAY UPTOWN

not gonna lie at first I thought these people were really good at the Smooth Criminal lean

step 1. buy several hundred bags of miniature marshmallows 

step 2. somehow get upwind

step 3. open the bags and let the sugary puffs fly free

step 4. enjoy the sight of people getting absolutely pelted with marshmallows 

step 5. ?????????

step 6. profit 

(via attackon-super-who-lock)

knok-knok-i-like-cock:

everythingcanadian:

"feel my leg, I just shaved."

IT’S BACK

knok-knok-i-like-cock:

everythingcanadian:

"feel my leg, I just shaved."

IT’S BACK

(Source: awakemysoul2355, via sarah-nemmy)

superpotterlock-borgiannibal:

methehunter:

wiener-cest:

consultingdemon:

nofandomleftbehind:

talesfromamadwoman:

It’s funny because it’s Jared Padalecki.

it’s even funnier because he’s eating a salad 

It’s even funnier because his character’s name is Dean

even funnier because he worked at Moose’s Market 

image

it was foreshadowing

no.

it was

(Source: oakenspooks, via attackon-super-who-lock)